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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Ideas to torture your mother

by Caitlynn

(that's my mom, Marcy, to the right)
  1. Put crumbs in your mom's bed.
  2. Erase all the important stuff on your mom's computer.
  3. Hide all of your mom's pens and pencils.
  4. Spill water all over your mom's rug.
  5. Put a cup of water under your mom's pillow.
  6. Hide your mom's keyboard.
  7. Unscrew all of your mom's doorknobs.
  8. Break your mom's printer.
  9. Drop your mom's cellphone in the river.
  10. Rip up all of your mom's papers.